While surfing smut the other day and found myself puzzled by the dearth of photos/videos of the hottest Brazilian babes. Oh sure, there were some that were “really hot” and some that were “smokin’ hot” but sometimes a guy wants to see the “hottest”. Was some mysterious illness wiping out all the “hottest” babes? Were they sent to Iraq to entertain the liberating troops? I had no clue whatsoever. Suffice to say, I was flummoxed. Enter bigbuttbrazil.com. As the entry page clearly states: “WE HAVE ALL THE HOTTEST BRAZILIAN BABES ON THE NET”. Whew! Scared! Okay, they’re safe.
This site looks like (I mean the tour and members area) a lot of other sites I see these days. Like “Mikes Apartment” or “MILF Hunter” or “Big Naturals” for instance. The big page of screen grabs of the girls faces with “273 pics” and “11 videos” for each, “FREE BONUS SITE” of another similar looking site and maybe half a dozen or so feeds. In a way, we (“the royal we”) like these because you can get a fast idea of how many pictures and vids are on a site to get an overview of the total content and then generalize in a coarse and offhand way about it. Throw in a few arcane film and music references and BOOM! Instant Review! Haha… No way, were much more diligent than that. Sadly.
Foreplay starts here: I like these kind of sites, really. Most of them do offer a pretty good bang for the buck. That is, if the “Bonus” stuff is worth a shit. Sorry, jumping ahead here. Gotta tell you about “THE HOTTEST BRAZILIAN BABES ON THE NET”, right? Okay, be cool bitch. Bitch, be cool! Here’s the dope: 31 hot, big-butted Brazilian babes featured here. Each averages 8-10 video clips of about 1 to 2 minutes each. All are in mpg format, streaming or downloadable. I would classify them as “average” in quality, very far from crystal clear but definitely watchable. No bullshit set-up, they just get right to the fucking, sucking, pussy eating etc. Fine by me. Obviously, no need to describe the perambulations on each, I for one am glad they’re all en Portuguese as I get a little tired of “Fuck me!” and “”Does that feel good” comments after a while. Most of the sets have at least 100 pics (and by pics I mean screengrabs, in all their usual grainy glory) some have over 500. But since they’re just movie shots I can’t really go overboard recommending them. At least a realbutt.com (or the like) will feature some individual model shots before the action begins, so I tend to disregard these as a remarkably worthwhile addition to the site’s content.
The “BONUS” site is lordcum.com. Pretty sacrilegious if you ask me, kind of pushing the Christian porn envelope a bit featuring the jism of the lord, no? Oh wait…sorry. I goofed, big time! No biggie. Especially since there’s little else to the site than 14 pages of vid clips of cumshots in girls faces. The sources are varied, as is the quality. Mostly “1 on 1” with a few “1 on 2”, “Gangbang” etc. Not much of a BONUS, I guess. More like a “bonus” (I tried to make that second bonus be in really small text, but couldnt figure it out. Wouldn’t that have been cool? Of course the fact that everything I know about HTML could fit on the head of a pin doesnt help. Incidentally, that pinhead is the same size as mine and Zippys). The other add-ons are some feeds that you’ve seen before: Pics (27,807) and videos (575). No new ground being broken here, believe me. Oh, and a few pages of naked fucking people from Carnival in Rio.
$17.95 per month, recurring no doubt. I guess if you want to see really, really hot big-butted Brazilian babes you’ll want to join. If the extra stuff was of a higher quality and desirability I’d be inclined to rate it higher, but for now its pretty average. Even though I didn’t really love this site, I hope I spent enough time on it for everybody. That’s all I care about really. Sorry to say, Big Butt Brazil has ceased operation and is offline. Try Argentina XXX for some action made in Buenos Aires in exchange.
